The reason why I'm generally a happy person, aside from the fact that I consume high doses of happy drug called chocolate, is because I naturally have it in my genes. If we know each other in person, and if we are already over our snob, prim and proper phase, you'll know that I'm the most comic story teller you'll meet. I talk a mile a minute, say the silliest things, laugh without hesitations, throw spontaneuos and winning punchlines and can mimic you in your signature pose that I can put you to shame. Believe me.
So until you meet me in person, and prove that I'm not lying, let me just give you a preview of what crazy runs in my genes.
While my auntie gives her 3-year old grandson (my nephew) a bath
[Auntie washing the little boy's "tuytuy" (genitals) ]
[Little boy was shocked and started shouting hysterically]
Little boy: "Lola, wag mo sirain yan!"
(Grandma, don't destroy it!)
Same little boy seeing his balikbayan auntie for the first time, points to the big mole on her forehead and said
Little boy: "Tita, san mo nabili yan? sa SM?"
(Auntie, where did you buy that? In SM Mall?)
[The auntie started laughing when the little boy added]
Little boy: "Si lola bumili din niyan, nilagay nya sa baba."
(Grandma bought that too, she placed it on her chin)
I can't stop laughing, this boy is a genius.